the bitches who bitch about bitching

And just like that, we stopped talking.

Student: why do we have to learn this

Math teacher: because fuck you

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!

Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore